Jaime
Aivar
.py

Compile it in your brain

#!/usr/bin/python
import os
var = you
if var == coworker :
   os ("start https://es.linkedin.com/in/jaimeaivar" ) 
   print echo
elif var == friend :
   os ("start https://www.facebook.com/jagdigital" )
   print echo
elif var (does not equal) bye:
   print "Good bye!"